Yes, I dream of many things, she said, and the thought of your hand between my legs is just one of them. Now shut up and kiss me.

Michael Faudet   (via discolor3d)

We kill people who kill people, because killing people is wrong.

people are stupid (via soulsscrawl)

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reblog if you want to FUCK ME or if you occasionally drink water

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Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 


are u sure


I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?

If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.